Guys, Use These Opening Lines to Meet Topless Dancers

1. "What do your parents think about you dancing?" If either parent is against her dancing be sure and take sides with her and defend her occupation as a topless dancer.
2. "What kind of man turns you on?"


3. "Do you ever get burnt out on dancing?"
4. "Do you have any hobbies?"
5. "Do you do any modeling?"
6. "Have you been on any out-of-town trips lately?"
7. (After she does a dance for you), "Did you get turned on as much as I did?"
8. Compliment her eyelashes, nose, ears, lips, eyes, legs, dimples, or fingernails.
9. "Do you know any good jokes?"
10. "Did you ever dream that you'd become a dancer?"