Spiritual Advice: If you are really serious about calling on Jesus to help you find a mate you are going to have to become a Christian so Jesus can help you. If you do not believe in Jesus and that he died on the cross for your sins then Jesus will not be inclined to help you because you turned your back on him.

This tip is very important. Don't get drunk before you go to a topless club and don't get drunk while you're at a topless club. Why? This will impair your judgment in meeting topless dancers. You need to be mentally coherent to plan your strategies and take advantage of opportunities. Also, the dancers are turned off by drunks. They have to tolerate drunks, because it is part of the job, but I can assure you that it doesn't make a good impression on them.

When meeting a dancer and she asks you if you go to topless clubs very often. Here's your answer even if you have to lie: Just tell her "sometimes," or "very rarely." If you tell her otherwise, she may get the impression that all you do is cruise topless bars trying to pick up topless dancers. This will get you off on the wrong foot with her.