Negative Signs That a Topless Dancer

is Not Interested In You

1. You lean towards her and she leans back away from you.

2. She starts turning away from you.

3. She doesn't make eye contact with you.

4. She folds her arms across her chest.

5. Double crosses her legs at the ankle.

6. She touches her nose often while she's with you.

7. A limp or hanging hand can indicate boredom with you.

8. When talking to you, her eyes keep glancing at other guys in the club. She's probably keeping her eye out for her next customer.

9. She makes no effort to talk to you. She doesn't reply to any of your comments, doesn't answer your questions, and doesn't ask any questions about yourself. Unless she just doesn't feel good or is moody this could indicate that she's not interested in you and you will be wasting your time.

In closing, always keep your objective in mind and that is to divert her attention from trying to make money off of you. Her objective is to try and make some money and turn you into a customer. Your objective is to turn on your charm and get her interested in you as a friend, then as a lover.

A Casual Approach (Can Be Humorous)

This is the low-key approach. No need to apologize, no big deal. It should be used when some small amount of common experience has been established, such as when a girl smiles and gives some encouragement to you. Or when you are waiting together for something. Or, if you have a humorous observation to make to the girl about herself, you, or any situation nearby. It is also a good follow-up approach after a request for help.

Examples:

"Hey! Where're you going?" (Said in a teasing manner).

"Is it O.K. if we walk along together?"

"Say! If I bet someone that I could get you to stop and talk to me, would I lose my bet?"

"Now there's a pretty picture," (dramatically, referring to the girl).

"Do you mind if I ask you something?" (pause) "If I'm real nice, if I'm a perfect gentleman, would you let me walk along with you?" (Or sit with you).

"It looks like you are (or have) ..." (Then comment on some obvious thing about the girl in a casual way).

Any humorous opening line is effective in a casual situation. Joking references to shortcomings in public services, transportation systems or any other commonly known feature are ideal. A good joke about any subject will work. TV and radio are a good source for humorous material.

Try these pick up lines guys:
1. “Do you mind if I take a picture of you?” (If she says yes, take her picture and ask for her telephone number to notify her when they get developed so you can give her a copy.)
2. “If I follow you home, will you keep me?”
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3. When you are in your canoe on a river or lake, go along the bank where a pretty girl is and say, “Would you like to go for a ride on my yacht?”
4. “Hi. The voices I heard in my head told me to come right over and talk to you.”
5. “I’d like to be your Romeo. Would you be my Juliet?”

See a pretty girl at work you would like to meet? Try this: “Hi, my name is__________. I work in the __________dept. I wanted to meet you so I could invite you to come to the annual company picnic/banquet with me.”

“Hi! Where are you going? Do you mind if I come along?”

“Do you happen to be from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see.”

“Should we talk now or just continue flirting from a distance?”

(Walk up behind a girl and point fingers shaped like a gun into her back.) “You’re under arrest.” She will reply, “For what?” You reply, “For stealing my heart.”

Guys, here's a good conversation starter to use on women. Just ask her, "Do you think Sarah Paline will run for President?"

I'm sure this will lead to more conversation about her.

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Try these pick up lines guys:

“Were you just smiling at me from across the room or do I have my contacts in incorrectly?”

“Hi! My name is__________and I hope you don’t mind me stopping to say hello to you. I know we are strangers, but if we waited for someone to introduce us, we probably would never meet. What’s your name?”

See a girl at the bus stop on a cold winter day? Pull up in your car and say, “Can I give you a ride, it’s too cold to be standing there waiting for a bus.”

“Let’s take the T-Tops off my Corvette and go for a ride.”

“Excuse me, but would you have the time?”

A very common one-liner to start a conversation with a woman in a bar or a dancing is: "Don't I know you from somewhere? You seem familiar...". But it is one VERY BAD one-liner. Because a woman obviously doesn't want to look "familiar". She wants to look "special". And because this one-liner is so old and not in the least
original. And what to do if she says NO? Then you are left with the suggestion that, even IF you two had ever met, you are obviously not a man for her to remember. Not a good thing for your confidence...

A much better variant to this one-liner would be: "I don't think I've ever seen you. Because I would surely remember a nice looking woman like you". In this case you stay in charge. You started a conversation and made her a compliment in one single move. That shows balls. And you're not dependent of her answer.

Most of the women will say: "thank you". Then you can immediately offer her a drink. NEVER EVER say: "You're welcome". Because that shows that you where merely making her a compliment and that you don't mean it.

Some women will turn themselves away from you, or hide their face, or start laughing. That's really scary at first. You get the impression that you made a fool of yourself. But NO man is EVER a fool to a decent woman if he made her a nice compliment. In most cases it just means that she is shy and not used to getting compliments. Just apologize with a friendly voice for making her feel uncomfortable.

Give her a few seconds time and she will come back to you. Then offer her a drink. DON'T put your hand on her back or her shoulder to comfort her. It will make things worse!

If she shows no sign at all of coming back to you, just leave her alone without saying a word. And don't start thinking that everyone around has been watching you while you were turned down. If it's crowded, no one has seen a damn thing! Don't leave the bar feeling ashamed. Have a drink and try another woman. Convince yourself as soon as possible that not every woman reacts the way she did.

Here's more pick up lines to use on women:

“Are you familiar with the TV show “Love Connection?” After she says yes you reply, “Well, would you be my love connection?”

“What are you doing later today - tomorrow and the next day in my life?”

“I just came into a large inheritance. Would you like to help me spend it?”

If there’s a girl walking behind you, turn around and say, “Are you following me?”

“May I join you?” (This simple line ranks as one of the top 10 pick-up lines to successfully meet women.)

“Didn’t I used to pull your ponytail way back in grammar school?”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Do you mind if I borrow yours?”

“Wasn’t it you who pinched me way back in the third grade?”

“Are you a kleptomaniac or did you just steal my heart on purpose when I first laid eyes on you?”

“Hi! There’s a real nice coffee shop just around the corner. Let’s go have a cup of coffee and get acquainted.”

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Try these pick up lines:

“Didn’t I used to pull your ponytail way back in grammar school?”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Do you mind if I borrow yours?”

“Wasn’t it you who pinched me way back in the third grade?”

“Are you a kleptomaniac or did you just steal my heart on purpose when I first laid eyes on you?”

“Hi! There’s a real nice coffee shop just around the corner. Let’s go have a cup of coffee and get acquainted.”

Try these opening lines guys:

“I’m writing a book on opening lines. Which ones would work on you?”

“You look like someone I would like to start a conversation with.”

“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”

“Do you know what the weather report is for this weekend cause I’m going to the beach. Would you like to come along?”

“I know you, I dreamed about you last night.”

Guys, try these pick up lines. They worked great for me:

“Come with me. I’d like to show you something.”

“Say, I’ve got a great idea. Why don’t we go out for a cup of coffee?”

“Weren’t you on the David Letterman show a couple of weeks ago?”

“I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.”

Bring your camera with you and when you see a pretty girl you’d like to meet try this: “I would like to take your picture.”

Try these opening lines to meet women:

“Where are you going? Can I offer you a ride?”

“Excuse me, but I think it’s about time we met each other.”

“Can you tell what’s on my mind? You.”

“Did you know that I know what you’re Mr. Right looks like? I see him every morning when I look in the mirror.”

“I know something about you.” (She will wonder what you know about her.)

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See if these pick up lines will help you start a conversation with single women:

1. “Let’s take the T-Tops off my Corvette and go for a ride.”

2. “Excuse me, but would you have the time?”

3. “What was it you said? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.”

4. “Do you mind if I take a picture of you?” (If she says yes, take her picture and ask for her telephone number to notify her when they get developed so you can give her a copy.)

5. “If I follow you home, will you keep me?”

Here's some more great pick up lines for you to use on single women:
If there’s a girl walking behind you, turn around and say, “Are you following me?”
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“May I join you?” (This simple line ranks as one of the top 10 pick-up lines to successfully meet women.)
“Were you just smiling at me from across the room or do I have my contacts in incorrectly?”
“Hi! My name is__________and I hope you don’t mind me stopping to say hello to you. I know we are strangers, but if we waited for someone to introduce us, we probably would never meet. What’s your name?”
See a girl at the bus stop on a cold winter day? Pull up in your car and say, “Can I give you a ride, it’s too cold to be standing there waiting for a bus.”

“Wasn’t it you who pinched me way back in the third grade?”

“Are you a kleptomaniac or did you just steal my heart on purpose when I first laid eyes on you?”

“Hi! There’s a real nice coffee shop just around the corner. Let’s go have a cup of coffee and get acquainted.”

“Are you familiar with the TV show “Love Connection?” After she say yes you reply, “Well, would you be my love connection?”

“What are you doing later today - tomorrow and the next day in my life?”

Here are some more great pick up lines:

“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”

“Do you know what the weather report is for this weekend cause I’m going to the beach. Would you like to come along?”

“I know you, I dreamed about you last night.”

“Didn’t I used to pull your ponytail way back in grammar school?”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Do you mind if I borrow yours?”

“Weren’t you on the David Letterman show a couple of weeks ago?”

“I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.”

Bring your camera with you and when you see a pretty girl you’d like to meet try this: “I would like to take your picture.”

If you wear a beeper, approach a woman and say, “Did you know that when I look at you, my beeper starts vibrating?”

“I’m writing a book on opening lines. Which ones would work on you?”