See a pretty girl at work you would like to meet? Try this: “Hi, my name is__________. I work in the __________dept. I wanted to meet you so I could invite you to come to the annual company picnic/banquet with me.”
“Hi! Where are you going? Do you mind if I come along?”
“Do you happen to be from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see.”
“Should we talk now or just continue flirting from a distance?”
(Walk up behind a girl and point fingers shaped like a gun into her back.) “You’re under arrest.” She will reply, “For what?” You reply, “For stealing my heart.”
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