More Awesome Pick Up Lines

“Weren’t you on the David Letterman show a couple of weeks ago?”

“I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.”

Bring your camera with you and when you see a pretty girl you’d like to meet try this: “I would like to take your picture.”

If you wear a beeper, approach a woman and say, “Did you know that when I look at you, my beeper starts vibrating?”

“I’m writing a book on opening lines. Which ones would work on you?”