How to Approach a Girl and Kiss Her

How to Approach a Girl for Kissing

In kissing a girl whose experience with osculation is limited, it is a good thing to work up to the kissing of the lips. Only an arrant fool seizes hold of such a girl, when they are comfortably seated on the sofa, and suddenly shoves his face into her's and smacks her lips' Naturally, the first thing he should do is to arrange it so that the girl is seated against the arm of the sofa while he is seated at her side.

In this way, she cannot edge away from -him when he becomes serious in his attentions. This done, on some pretext or another, such as a gallant attempt to adjust the cushions behind her, he manages to insinuate his arm, first around the back of the sofa and then, gradually, around her shoulders. If she flinches, don't worry. If she flinches and makes an outcry, don't worry. If she flinches, makes an outcry and tries to get up from the sofa, don't worry. Hold her gently but firmly, and allay her fears with kind, reassuring words.

Remember what Shakespeare said about "a woman's no! However., if she flinches and makes an outcry, a loud, stentorian outcry, mind you, and starts to scratch your face, then start to worry or start to get yourself out of a bad situation. Such girls are not to be trifled with ... or kissed. It is such as they, in most cases, who still believe the story of the stork which brings babies because of the consequences of a kiss.

But if your arm is comfortably reposed across the girl's shoulders and "all's right with the world)" then your next step is to flatter her in some way. All women like to be flattered. They like to be told they are beautiful even when the mirror throws the lie back into their ugly faces.

Flatter her! Tell her she is beautiful!

Then, take a deep sniff of the perfume in her hair and comment on it. Tell her that the odor is like "heady wine." Tell her that her hair smells like a garden of roses. Tell her anything, but be sure to tell her something complimentary. This done, it is only a natural thing for you to do to, desire to sink your nose deeper into her hair so that you can get the full benefit of its bouquet.

5 Pick Up Lines to Use in Restaurants

5 of my Favorite Restaurant Pick Up Lines

Has this ever happen to you? You go out to eat and you see a gorgeous girl that you'd give your left testicle to meet and get to know better. But, you don't know what to say and how to approach her. Well here's some opening lines to help you meet those "dream girls" you keep running into at restaurants:

1. "Would you like to have a drink after dinner?"
2. "Pardon me, are you on the menu?"
3. "Would you like to share a bottle of wine with me?"
4. "Excuse me, I've never eaten here before and I was wondering if you could recommend something good to eat?"
5. "I need some company. Can I join you?"

5 Dating Tips for Single Men

5 Great Dating Tips to Help You Succeed with Women

1. When on a date and eating soup do not slurp. The slurping sounds will turn your date off.
2. When using your cell phone on a date do not talk loud.
3. When on a dinner date do not talk with your mouth full.
4. When on a date in a restaurant do not flirt with the waitresses.
5. If you take your kids on a dinner date do not let your kids run wild in the restaurant.

How to Meet Women Using One-Liners

Good One-Liner to Use on Women

A very common one-liner to start a conversation with a woman in a bar or a dancing is: "Don't I know you from somewhere? You seem familiar...". But it is one VERY BAD one-liner. Because a woman obviously doesn't want to look "familiar". She wants to look "special". And because this one-liner is so old and not in the least original. And what to do if she says NO? Then you are left with the suggestion that, even IF you two had ever met, you are obviously not a man for her to remember. Not a good thing for your confidence...

A much better variant to this one-liner would be: "I don't think I've ever seen you. Because I would surely remember a nice looking woman like you". In this case you stay in charge. You started a conversation and made her a compliment in one single move. That shows balls. And you're not dependent of her answer.

Most of the women will say: "thank you". Then you can immediately offer her a drink. NEVER EVER say: "You're welcome". Because that shows that you where merely making her a compliment and that you don't mean it.

Some women will turn themselves away from you, or hide their face, or start laughing. That's really scary at first. You get the impression that you made a fool of yourself. But NO man is EVER a fool to a decent woman if he made her a nice compliment. In most cases it just means that she is shy and not used to getting compliments. Just apologize with a friendly voice for making her feel uncomfortable. Give her a few seconds time and she will come back to you. Then offer her a drink. DON'T put your hand on her back or her shoulder to comfort her. It will make things worse!

If she shows no sign at all of coming back to you, just leave her alone without saying a word. And don't start thinking that everyone around has been watching you while you were turned down. If it's crowded, no one has seen a damn thing! Don't leave the bar feeling ashamed. Have a drink and try another woman. Convince yourself as soon as possible that not every woman reacts the way she did.

5 Dating Tips for First Dates

5 First Dates Mistakes You Must Never Make

1. Chewing your food with an open mouth.
2. Passing gas while on your date which causes an offensive odor.
3. Showing up for your date with wrinkled clothes.
4. Cutting down your ex girlfriend or wife.
5. Bringing a friend on your date without consulting her first.

Guys, don't make any of these mistakes or you may not get a second date with her.

Survey About First Dates

Survey About First Dates

It's Just Lunch Dating Service did a survey about first dates and here are the results:

• 50% of women say they would ask a man out on a first date.
• 13% of people have walked out on a first date.
• 66% of people decide in the first half hour if there will be another date.

I hope this gives you some insight into first dates with women

Advice for Men on Using Personal Ads to Meet Women

Excerpt from the Publication, Effective Personal Ads - How to Write Personal Ads or Respond to Personal Ads

We've all heard horror stories about personal ads. Lonely women who placed personal ads and were ripped off (or worse) by smooth-talking con artists. Perhaps the woman who responded to man's personal ad and developed a Fatal Attraction-type obsession about him. It can and does happen. You might meet one of those types of people through the personal ads...but the odds are at least as good that you'll meet someone like that in a bar, at school or at church.

Some of are old enough to remember when the only personal ad we had ever heard about were in The Berkeley Barb or The Village Voice and were placed for the purpose of meeting people with, well, unusual "hobbies." Personal ads have come a long way. You can still read an ad from a professional man who has tattoos, rides a Harley motorcycle and wants to meet an Asian transsexual who likes classical music, romantic dinners and long sensual walks along the beach. For God's sake, how else are two people like that going to meet except through a personal ad? You can also read an ad from a man with a good education who has a heart of gold but doesn't meet many women because he's a very busy urologist.

Do some people lie about themselves in their ads or when they respond to an ad? Of course they do. The people who write and respond to personal ads are a cross-section of the general population. No better, no worse. My experience, and the experience of many people that I've talked to, is that you meet the good, the bad, the ugly, the honest and the dishonest through the personal ads.

I'm here to give you some ideas about how you can write an ad or pick out ads to respond to and increase your chances of meeting the good and minimize your chances that you'll meet the bad or the ugly. Unfortunately, I can't guarantee that even if you take my advice you'll meet the perfect person for you.

I don't have any gimmicks, magic words or canned phrases for you to use that will make people respond to your ad or like your response to their ad. There are none that I know of - except for those men who advertise that they're filthy rich and generous, especially in their headline, always seem to get a lot of responses from women. Women who say that they're beautiful and sexy always get a lot of responses from men. You didn't need me to help you figure that out. You probably rejected taking one of those approaches because either (a) it isn't true, or (b) if it is true, you don't want to rely on such shallow attributes, or (c) you don't want to attract the types of people that would respond to such shallow attributes.

Of course you can always just keep doing whatever you've been doing to meet people. You women can keep hoping that the next time your friends set you up with a man that they've known for a couple of weeks that he has a job and that his divorce really is final. You men can stand around looking puzzled by the yams and sweet potatoes in the vegetable section at the supermarket and hope that a beautiful woman comes over and offers to explain the difference between them to you. If you're really lucky, she might offer to go over to your place and cook them for you. Right. That will happen when donkeys levitate.

This article is an excerpt from our publication, "Effective Personal Ads - How to Write Personal Ads or Respond to Personal Ads."