How to Surprise a Girl with a Kiss

The Surprise Kiss

A most charming manner of kissing is called the "surprise kiss." This is performed when one of the parties has fallen asleep, on the sofa, let us say. On entering the room, when the other sees his lover asleep, he should tip-toe softly over to her. Then, lowering his head slowly, he should implant a soft, downy, feathery kiss squarely on her lips. This first kiss should be a very light one. -But, thereafter, the intensity of the kisses should increase until the sleeping one has awakened. and, of course, even beyond that. The effect of such an awakening to a sleeper is almost heavenly. For, while in the midst of a dream, a pleasant one, most likely, for it will concern the other half of the couple, she feels vaguely, faintly, as though it were the touch of a butterfly's wing, a subtle kiss on her lips. Naturally, in the depths of her sleep, she imagines that it is part of her dream and the result. is a pleasant sensation, indeed.

Then, gradually, although still asleep, she feels the kisses continue. And the pleasantness continues. Then, as she starts to come out of her sleep, she realizes that the kisses are to real for a dream. But she is sure that she is dreaming. And so, immediately, a relapse from the happiness sets in and a twinge of sadness comes over her because she knows that', instead of being with her lover, she is only dreaming of him. Imagine, then, her extreme gratification, when, while thinking these drab thoughts, she feels the actuality of an intense, ardent kiss on her lips. Her heart flutters wildly. Her pulse runs riot. Perhaps she is not asleep, she argues to herself. Then she opens her eyes. And she sees the darling face of her beloved bending over her. And she feels the sensuous touch of his lips on hers. Truly, no awakening can be more pleasurable!

How to Approach a Girl and Kiss Her

How to Approach a Girl for Kissing

In kissing a girl whose experience with osculation is limited, it is a good thing to work up to the kissing of the lips. Only an arrant fool seizes hold of such a girl, when they are comfortably seated on the sofa, and suddenly shoves his face into her's and smacks her lips' Naturally, the first thing he should do is to arrange it so that the girl is seated against the arm of the sofa while he is seated at her side.

In this way, she cannot edge away from -him when he becomes serious in his attentions. This done, on some pretext or another, such as a gallant attempt to adjust the cushions behind her, he manages to insinuate his arm, first around the back of the sofa and then, gradually, around her shoulders. If she flinches, don't worry. If she flinches and makes an outcry, don't worry. If she flinches, makes an outcry and tries to get up from the sofa, don't worry. Hold her gently but firmly, and allay her fears with kind, reassuring words.

Remember what Shakespeare said about "a woman's no! However., if she flinches and makes an outcry, a loud, stentorian outcry, mind you, and starts to scratch your face, then start to worry or start to get yourself out of a bad situation. Such girls are not to be trifled with ... or kissed. It is such as they, in most cases, who still believe the story of the stork which brings babies because of the consequences of a kiss.

But if your arm is comfortably reposed across the girl's shoulders and "all's right with the world)" then your next step is to flatter her in some way. All women like to be flattered. They like to be told they are beautiful even when the mirror throws the lie back into their ugly faces.

Flatter her! Tell her she is beautiful!

Then, take a deep sniff of the perfume in her hair and comment on it. Tell her that the odor is like "heady wine." Tell her that her hair smells like a garden of roses. Tell her anything, but be sure to tell her something complimentary. This done, it is only a natural thing for you to do to, desire to sink your nose deeper into her hair so that you can get the full benefit of its bouquet.

5 Pick Up Lines to Use in Restaurants

5 of my Favorite Restaurant Pick Up Lines

Has this ever happen to you? You go out to eat and you see a gorgeous girl that you'd give your left testicle to meet and get to know better. But, you don't know what to say and how to approach her. Well here's some opening lines to help you meet those "dream girls" you keep running into at restaurants:

1. "Would you like to have a drink after dinner?"
2. "Pardon me, are you on the menu?"
3. "Would you like to share a bottle of wine with me?"
4. "Excuse me, I've never eaten here before and I was wondering if you could recommend something good to eat?"
5. "I need some company. Can I join you?"

5 Dating Tips for Single Men

5 Great Dating Tips to Help You Succeed with Women

1. When on a date and eating soup do not slurp. The slurping sounds will turn your date off.
2. When using your cell phone on a date do not talk loud.
3. When on a dinner date do not talk with your mouth full.
4. When on a date in a restaurant do not flirt with the waitresses.
5. If you take your kids on a dinner date do not let your kids run wild in the restaurant.

How to Meet Women Using One-Liners

Good One-Liner to Use on Women

A very common one-liner to start a conversation with a woman in a bar or a dancing is: "Don't I know you from somewhere? You seem familiar...". But it is one VERY BAD one-liner. Because a woman obviously doesn't want to look "familiar". She wants to look "special". And because this one-liner is so old and not in the least original. And what to do if she says NO? Then you are left with the suggestion that, even IF you two had ever met, you are obviously not a man for her to remember. Not a good thing for your confidence...

A much better variant to this one-liner would be: "I don't think I've ever seen you. Because I would surely remember a nice looking woman like you". In this case you stay in charge. You started a conversation and made her a compliment in one single move. That shows balls. And you're not dependent of her answer.

Most of the women will say: "thank you". Then you can immediately offer her a drink. NEVER EVER say: "You're welcome". Because that shows that you where merely making her a compliment and that you don't mean it.

Some women will turn themselves away from you, or hide their face, or start laughing. That's really scary at first. You get the impression that you made a fool of yourself. But NO man is EVER a fool to a decent woman if he made her a nice compliment. In most cases it just means that she is shy and not used to getting compliments. Just apologize with a friendly voice for making her feel uncomfortable. Give her a few seconds time and she will come back to you. Then offer her a drink. DON'T put your hand on her back or her shoulder to comfort her. It will make things worse!

If she shows no sign at all of coming back to you, just leave her alone without saying a word. And don't start thinking that everyone around has been watching you while you were turned down. If it's crowded, no one has seen a damn thing! Don't leave the bar feeling ashamed. Have a drink and try another woman. Convince yourself as soon as possible that not every woman reacts the way she did.

5 Dating Tips for First Dates

5 First Dates Mistakes You Must Never Make

1. Chewing your food with an open mouth.
2. Passing gas while on your date which causes an offensive odor.
3. Showing up for your date with wrinkled clothes.
4. Cutting down your ex girlfriend or wife.
5. Bringing a friend on your date without consulting her first.

Guys, don't make any of these mistakes or you may not get a second date with her.

Survey About First Dates

Survey About First Dates

It's Just Lunch Dating Service did a survey about first dates and here are the results:

• 50% of women say they would ask a man out on a first date.
• 13% of people have walked out on a first date.
• 66% of people decide in the first half hour if there will be another date.

I hope this gives you some insight into first dates with women