What to do When You Buy Table Dances from Strippers
I don't know about you, but if I'm going to be dishing out $20 for a stripper to turn me on, I want to get my money's worth. OK, let's say that you have bought a table dance. What do you do during her dance routine? Well, for starters whatever you do, don't try to grab her or fondle her. She may tell the bouncer and he will throw your ass out of the club. Before the dance begins, a lot of the topless dancers will remind you not to touch them.
During the dance, just relax and act like she's driving you up the wall. Smile at her seductively, lick your lips, make a lot of eye contact, wink at her, lift your eyebrows in approval, make noises like "Umn," and "Wow," etc. Tell her, "You're so sexy," or "OK, I like that." Focus your eyes on her body like it's the most sexy and beautiful body you've ever seen in your life. When it's over, put the money in her G-string. Observe her reactions to you while she's dancing. Is she focused on you and showing interest in you? Does she look you in the eye? Or does she appear to be not interested in you, not having fun and looking around the club while performing? These can be bad signs for you and you're not going to get anywhere with her. You're just a customer to her and nothing more.
A word about paying for a table dance. Always pay cash if possible. Why? Because if you use your credit card, they usually charge you a processing fee of $5. This is a rip off to me. Also, you might want to offer her a barter deal for a dance. Offer to wash & wax her car, change her oil & filter, lottery tickets, jewelry, gift certificates, any services related to your business, etc.