25 Opening Lines to Use on Topless Dancers

Do you go to topless clubs and get tongue-tied when you try to talk to the topless dancers? Well, here's 25 proven opening lines to use on topless dancers:

"What is your real name?" (If she tells you her real name instead of her stage name, this could indicate that she's interested in you).
"Where are you from?"
"Do you have a boyfriend...How long have you been seeing each other?"
"Don't you get tired of all these horny men with their brain between their legs?"
"You have such a beautiful body, where do you work out at?"
"What do you plan on doing when you get off work tonight?"
"How long have you been dancing?"
"Have you got any children...how old are they?"
"What made you decide to get into dancing?"
"What part of town do you live in?"
"Are you attracted to other women?" This can help you determine if she is a lesbian and if she is, you will be wasting your time trying to score with her."
"How long do you plan on working as a topless dancer?"
"How did you get such a nice tan?"
"When do you work?"
"You are so beautiful, I couldn't help but notice you, you look so nice...my name is..."
"Where do you like to go party?"
"Would you like to go party with me when you get off?"
"What do you like to do on your days off?"
"How do you keep your body in such beautiful shape?"
"What time do you get off work?"
"What do your parents think about you dancing?" If either parent is against her dancing be sure and take sides with her and defend her occupation as a dancer.
"What kind of man turns you on?"
"Do you ever get burnt out on dancing and the topless club scene?"
"Do you have any hobbies?"
"Do you do any modeling?"

This is an excerpt from our best selling book, "How to Pick Up Topless Dancers" which was featured in the Playboy Catalog.