How to Get Topless Dancers to Go Home With You

A Method to Seduce Topless Dancers

These are just some simple strategies to lure her away from the club when she gets off. It's really a lot like fishing. You will be baiting your hook and hopefully she will bite on it and you can reel her in.

Here are a few suggestions to bait your hook with:

1. Ask her out for breakfast or dinner, then suggest coming over to your place to party and have some fun.

2. Invite her over for a "Hot tub party." If you don't have a hot tub, I would suggest that you invest in one. Why? Take it from me, there's just something about laying in a hot tub sipping champagne or margaritas that makes dancers lose their inhibitions. Don't be surprised either if she goes topless or even nude in the hot tub. Can you just imagine yourself in your hot tub with a naked topless dancer? Just keep feeding her champagne or margaritas and make your move. You should be able to score if she's attracted to you or so drunk she doesn't know what she's doing. If she passes out, whatever you do don't try to have sex with her. In some states you could be charged with rape if she's aware that you've had sex with her or attempted to rape her.

3. Invite her over for a massage. You really need to know what you're doing though to seduce her with your hands. If you're really good at it she will become like putty in your hands. She's yours for the taking! So, how do you become an expert masseuse and give erotic and sensual massages? You learn how! To learn how go to:

4. Ask her if she would like to go for a ride down to the beach. To pull this off it really helps if you have a convertible sportscar, Corvette, jeep that you can take the top off of, luxury cars like a Lexus, or sportscar with T-tops. Dancers love sportscars and riding with the top down or T-tops off. Then after you have hung out at the beach, you can ask her to come over to your place.

P.S. Don't forget to bring your swim trunks in case you go for a swim.

Also, bring your cooler with beer, canned mix drinks, or even ice down a bottle of champagne (Don't forget the glasses).

5. By all means, if you have a large boat such as a cabin cruiser, sailboat, speed boat, yacht, etc. and it's at a marina not too far away, ask her if she would like to go for a boat ride or just load up the whole boat with topless dancers.