How to Buy Table Dances from Topless Dancers

Guide to Buying Table Dances

Here's a tip to save you from wasting your money on a bad table dance. Always ask a topless dancer when you first meet her, "How long have you been dancing?" If she hasn't been dancing very long, she will be inexperienced and it will show. It may not be very sexually stimulating and seductive. Also, she may feel very uncomfortable or shy about giving a table dance and this will show, too.

If you want to get your moneys worth, buy your table dance from an experienced dancer. Watch the dancers giving other guys table dances. If you see one that really turns you on, buy a dance from her. At least you'll know what you're getting.

Here's another tip. Don't buy a blind table dance. What I mean by blind is buying a dance from a dancer without seeing her body first. You may be attracted to her pretty face but once you see her body, you may be disappointed and feel you threw your money away. She may have some features that turn you off such as stretch marks, sagging breasts, flat chested, too many tattoos, cellulite, big ass, etc. It's better to see a dancer naked first before you buy a dance so you won't be disappointed.