Know That Women are Not a Porn Star

The Reality is That Women You Meet Are Not Porn Stars

Guys, you must be realistic about women. Even though they may like watching porno movies, in the real world:

• You are never going to walk in on us, our two girlfriends and the pizza guy.
• Our boobs are real, They flop around.
• We have pubic hair.
• We really don't like it when you spray your love juice on our face and in our hair.
• We generally like to kiss or talk before we get down on our knees to pleasure you.
• We did not talk our way out of that speeding ticket by having sex with the police officer.
• We don't enjoy having a fist or anything else, for that matter rammed up inside us.