5 Things You Must Never do in Bed with Women

5 Things You Must Never do in Bed with Women

You Must Never do These 5 Things in Bed with Women

1. Don't mention other women. Duh.
2. Don't try anal without her permission and say you slipped.
3. Don't talk about the big presentation you have to give tomorrow.
4. Don't criticize.
5. Don't attempt sex while she is asleep. (The sleepwalking excuse will not work.)