Go Easy on a Woman's Boobies

Go easy on the boobage guys! Don't breast-feed, bite, chew (ouch)! or act as if you're tuning a radio. Instead, treat breasts like they're soft-serve ice cream cones:

Use gentle kisses, caresses, long licks and strokes - all over both breasts- and take your time.

And remember that we're sensitive about our boobs, just as you guys are insecure about your johnsons, so compliment their beauty, not their size.