Try these pick up lines:

“Didn’t I used to pull your ponytail way back in grammar school?”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Do you mind if I borrow yours?”

“Wasn’t it you who pinched me way back in the third grade?”

“Are you a kleptomaniac or did you just steal my heart on purpose when I first laid eyes on you?”

“Hi! There’s a real nice coffee shop just around the corner. Let’s go have a cup of coffee and get acquainted.”

I would like to share some valuable information on how to get topless dancers to go home with you:
These are just some simple strategies to lure her away from the club when she gets off. It's really a lot like fishing. You will be baiting your hook and hopefully she will bite on it and you can reel her in.
Here are a few suggestions to bait your hook with:
Ask her out for breakfast or dinner, then suggest coming over to your place to party and have some fun.
Invite her over for a "Hot tub party." If you don't have a hot tub, I would suggest that you invest in one. Why? Take it from me, there's just something about laying in a hot tub sipping champagne or margaritas that makes topless dancers lose their inhibitions. Don't be surprised either if she goes topless or even nude in the hot tub.
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Can you just imagine yourself in your hot tub with a naked topless dancer? Just keep feeding her champagne or margaritas and make your move. You should be able to score if she's attracted to you or so drunk she doesn't know what she's doing. If she passes out, whatever you do not try to have sex with her. In some states you could be charged with rape if she's aware that you've had sex with her or attempted to rape her.
Invite her over for a massage. You really need to know what you're doing though to seduce her with your hands. If you're really good at it she will become like putty in your hands. She's yours for the taking! So, how do you become an expert masseuse and give erotic and sensual massage? Simply order our "How to Massage a Woman Book - Item #020" and you will become an expert at seducing topless dancers with your hands.
Ask her if she would like to go for a ride down to the beach. To pull this off, it really helps if you have a convertible sports car, Corvette, jeep that you can take the top off of, luxury cars like a Lexus, or sports car with T-tops. Topless dancers love sports cars and riding with the top down or T-tops off. Then after you have hung out at the beach, you can ask her to come over to your place.
P.S. Don't forget to bring your swim trunks in case you go for a swim. If you're lucky, maybe you can talk her into a skinny dip. Also, bring your cooler with beer, canned mix drinks, or even ice down a bottle of cha

mpagne (don't forget the glasses).

I went a saw the movie Black Swann to see what all the fuss was about. It's a very disturbing movie that just draws you in and you can't keep your eyes off the movie. Do not take your children to see this. Very well acted with oscar performances. I'd see it again..it was that good for me.

P.S. If you take a date keep in mind that there are very graphic lesbian scenes that might offend your date.

It can be difficult to gaze into a woman's eyes for some men. To get used to making eye contact, focus your gaze a little below or between her eyes. For a few seconds look into the pupils, and smile. To ease the tension, look into one eye at a time. To relax, let your gaze travel over the features of the face: the lips, cheeks, nose, ears and hair. After a few moments, go back to looking at her right in the
eyes.

From time to time, ask yourself, "Where are my eyes?" Out of habit, you may find your gaze has drifted onto the floor or out in the audience. Increase the amount of time that you experience direct eye contact. As you become more practiced, you'll be able to look directly into her eyes without even being conscious that you're doing
it.

Be cautious lest your eye gestures be misunderstood. Avoiding eye contact can make both parties feel uncomfortable. If you avert your eyes out of shyness, you may be interpreted as saying, "I'm dishonest" or "I'm ashamed" or "I'm not interested in you." Too much eye contact is as bad as too little. It's impolite to stare.

As a cultural rule, a man should not look steadily at a woman for longer than a few
seconds - unless she gives him license with a smile, a backward glance, or a direct meeting of eyes. When a man gazes without smiling, women may think, "He's looking right through me." If you narrow your eyes in a frown, you may inadvertently be saying, "I'm suspicious." If you roll your eyes upward, she could think you are yawning, "Ho hum!" If you glare at a woman under arched eyebrows, most women will hear you growl: "I'm angry."

They say the eyes are the mirrors to the soul. And you can use the power of your eyes to influence single women to be attracted to you. You can even literally seduce single women with your eyes. Follow these guidelines to use your eyes to capture the hearts of single sexy women for love, sex, and romance:
Use your eyes to attract single women. Gaze into her eyes as you smile at her. It will make your message much more personal. When you see single women who look interesting, turn toward them and let your gaze linger a little longer. A suggestion of a wink while you're smiling gives an unmistakable come-hither look.
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In conversation, look into the eyes of the woman you're talking with. Direct eye contact says, "I'm listening. I want to hear more." To show agreement and interest, occasionally raise and lower your eyebrows. When she's talking, listen with your eyes as well as your ears. If you look away, you may signify, "I'm bored" or "I don't agree." The result will usually be a short and unfulfilling conversation. However, to look away while speaking is natural. It's a sign that the topic is being shifted or that thoughts are being collected. A pause while glancing away usually means an uncompleted thought, signaling, "I haven't finished. Don't interrupt."

A very important time for making beneficial changes in your love life and relationships with single women is coming up. And it will be a golden opportunity to turn your love life around.

What is this special time? It's the upcoming New Year 2011. This is the perfect time to make resolutions for the New Year to make changes and make commitments to meeting, dating, and seducing more single women.

As the New Year approaches, reflect upon the changes you would like to make. Here are some suggestions:

1. Take a long hard look in your closet. Is it full of old and out of style clothes and faded and worn out pants and shirts? Well, make a commitment to buy some new, up-to-date, and stylish clothes. Don't know what to buy? Just go to your better department stores and ask your sales clerks (preferably a female) to help you pick out some clothes. Tell them you want some stylish clothes that would look good on you and clothes that single women would be attracted to.

2. Maybe it's time to try a new hairstyle. Find the best hair boutique in town you can find. Make an appointment with their very best hair stylist and don't be be concerned about how much they charge, because this is an investment in your looks, which will help you attract single women.

Tell her you want a new look and ask for her opinion. While you're waiting for your appointment, you can look through their hairstyle magazines for some ideas. If she's a top-notch hair stylist, she will be able to pick out a hairstyle, which will make you look your best.

3. Are you driving an old clunker for transportation? Or even worse, a station wagon or an old folk's car such as a Buick or Oldsmobile? Maybe it's time for a new or slightly used sports car. Something that will attract single women. I just can't begin to tell you how much I improved my love and sex life when I bought a Corvette and got rid of my old Dodge Colt. Another good choice would be a luxury car such as
a Lexus, if you could afford it.

4. And last and most important is to make a commitment to get off your ass and start meeting some new single women instead of just staying cooped up at home whining and bitching about how lonely and horny you are and how there are no single women around to meet. You've got to take action to turn your love life around - Always remember that single women, as a general rule, are very passive. You're the one who has to make the first move. You've got to take the initiative to meet them!