How to Buy Table Dances from Topless Dancers

Guide to Buying Table Dances

Here's a tip to save you from wasting your money on a bad table dance. Always ask a topless dancer when you first meet her, "How long have you been dancing?" If she hasn't been dancing very long, she will be inexperienced and it will show. It may not be very sexually stimulating and seductive. Also, she may feel very uncomfortable or shy about giving a table dance and this will show, too.

If you want to get your moneys worth, buy your table dance from an experienced dancer. Watch the dancers giving other guys table dances. If you see one that really turns you on, buy a dance from her. At least you'll know what you're getting.

Here's another tip. Don't buy a blind table dance. What I mean by blind is buying a dance from a dancer without seeing her body first. You may be attracted to her pretty face but once you see her body, you may be disappointed and feel you threw your money away. She may have some features that turn you off such as stretch marks, sagging breasts, flat chested, too many tattoos, cellulite, big ass, etc. It's better to see a dancer naked first before you buy a dance so you won't be disappointed.

Masturbating After Watching Topless Dancers

Masturbating When Getting Home from Topless Clubs

I'd be willing to bet you that you beat your meat when you get home from a topless club after being around all those naked women. I'm not going to give you a lecture here on masturbation. I'm going to give you some advice on lack of masturbation that will help you score with topless dancers.

Try this: Go a week or two without masturbating before you go to a topless club. What will this do? It will make you more aggressive and hungry to score with the dancers. It will create magnetism on your part and an aura of attraction. You will be hot & horny, but be sure and not express it. Don't act like the other yahoos in the club. Just act cool and confident.

Experiment with this concept. Try it and see if it helps you to do better with dancers.

Sexual Satisfaction with Women

Sex is a very powerful aspect of relationships. This is not to say sex is the total element of a relationship, but we are saying that it plays a larger role than people like to admit. Single women, just like men, will want to meet someone or start a relationship with someone if they find that person sexually attractive. And, as the relationship continues, good sex is often the strongest glue that holds the two people together.

If it were possible to take an objective survey, we wouldn't be surprised if the results concluded that many break-ups today stem from sexual dissatisfaction or sexual boredom, and that partners leave the relationship because they are looking for something better. More specifically, exciting sexual experiences. Women are leaving relationships because of this more so today.

And what does all of this mean? What is the point of this all boiled down to one sentence?

If you want to be successful with single women, you'd better know how to keep her sexually satisfied.

4 Free Book Excerpts, How to Pick Up Topless Dancers

Free Chapters from the book on How to Pick Up Topless Dancers

For those of you that go to topless clubs, I have four free chapter excerpts from our best-selling book in the Playboy Catalog, "How to Pick Up Topless Dancers" for you to read. The free chapter excerpts are called:

• Introduction on How You Can Pick Up Topless Dancers
• Chapter One Excerpt - "Tips on How to Pick Up Topless Dancers"
• Chapter Two Excerpt - "When and What Time to Go to Topless Clubs"
  
  
  

  
  
  

• Chapter Three Excerpt - "50 Opening Lines and Ice-Breakers to Use on Topless Dancers"
• Chapter Four Excerpt - "Take Topless Dancers on a Date She Will Never Forget"

To read these free book excerpts to learn how you can pick up topless dancers please visit: Free Chapter Excerpts for "How to Pick Up Topless Dancers."

Women Desire Sex Just as Much as Men

Single women are far more discriminating than men are concerning sex. They desire sex as much as men do, but whereas men will often have sex with anyone, single women are looking for someone special. They are passing up sex with just anyone to wait for someone to come along who they deem to be that special guy. Single women today not only want sex, they want good sex. And as far as single women are concerned, whether or not the sex they have is good is the responsibility of the man. We, as men, are the first ones to point out that this fact is unfair, but also the first to point out that it is a reality that we all have to live with.

The next time you are trying to figure out a single woman's actions, just suppose that she is as motivated and swayed in her behavior by sexual desire as you are. Time and again, men ask us, "Why did she go for him? He doesn't have nearly as much going for him as I do." The answer is simple: She was more sexually attracted to him than you.

And that is it in a nutshell. Single women are choosing men just like men choose women by sexual attraction. If a woman is interested in you it is your sex appeal that got our foot in the door, and now good sex will help keep you there.

Should You Have Sex Early Soon as Possible

Becoming physically intimate too soon can be fatal to a relationship. It can shatter the slowly developing friendship and trust between the two of you. It magnifies and distorts feelings, clouds judgment, and superimposes cruel reality on hopes and dreams ("Is that all there is?"). It narrows options and introduces tensions and pressures into what was a joyous and carefree acquaintanceship. It damns you for lack of respect for the woman, and for lack of discipline on your part. It is begging for trouble. Getting to know a woman, "touching" her is critically important in a relationship. Physical contact at the wrong time can intrude, hinder real understanding, block communication.

You can learn more about each other by joining your voices in song, by becoming one in music and lyrics and poetry, than by sleeping together. You can get a deeper sense of communion by sharing a meal than by sharing a bed. Just holding hands or a gentle kiss can easily be more explosively effective in linking the two of you than having sex.

Physical intimacy implies commitment, responsibility, and a sense of permanence. It is a promise. The two of you should be fully committed to each other before you seal the bond with lovemaking. Sex should never be undertaken lightly, without a full understanding of its implications... and consequences.

This article contributed by Leo Cooper at http://personal.riverusers.com/~thegrendel/cover.html.

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