Tips to Save You Money in Topless Clubs
Tips to Save You Money in Topless Clubs
If you've ever been to a topless club, I'm sure you're aware of how expensive it can be. Especially if you go often, buy a lot of mixed drinks, pay for table dances, buy topless dancers drinks, pay high cover charges at the upscale topless clubs, tipping, etc. If you will follow my advice, you can drastically reduce your expenses in going to topless clubs. Here are some tips to save you money in topless clubs.
Tip #1 - When you drink, order a glass of wine. Just sip the wine slowly and it will last for 1-2 hours. Beer gets flat when it sits for a long time and mixed drinks get watered down when the ice melts. So, if you want to save money on your bar bill, just order wine and sip on it.
Tip #2 - In a lot of topless clubs, every 20 minutes or so the DJ runs a two-for-one special on table dances and all the dancers go on stage and then come down and solicit dances. So, if you are going to a topless club solely for the purpose of buying a table dance, take advantage of this bargain. Don't pay full price just for one dance when you can wait for this special offer.
Tip #3 - A lot of clubs offer discount coupons for free admission and reduced cover charges advertised in newspapers. Be sure and check your local papers for these valuable coupons. It's always a good idea to ask about any special discounts at the front door when you enter the club. When you leave, some clubs give you free admission coupons for your next visit. Save them and take advantage of this free offer.
Tip #4 - At some clubs a topless dancer will dance in front of a patron topless until he gives her a tip, then she moves on to the next patron. Guys who don't tip get good long dances before she gives up and moves on to another guy. Guys who do tip are left a few seconds after tipping. So, save yourself from tipping these dancers and get a free show as an added bonus. You are not obligated to tip these dancers.
Tip #5 - This tip will save you tons of money. Don't buy table dances! You will be propositioned by every dancer you meet or come into contact with. This is how they make their money. When asked for a dance reply, "There's nothing more I would love than to have you dance for me, but I do not want to be just another customer, I'm more interested in getting to know you better and become your friend. Look, I know the ropes of your business and I understand this is how you make your money, so if you need to leave and make some money I understand. Why don't you come back over here and party with me after you make some money?" Always remember your objective: Develop a friendship with a dancer and do not become just another customer. You're not going to get anywhere with a dancer if you become a customer.
Tip #6 - Most topless clubs have drink specials which feature drinks at a reduced price. These specials run at certain hours and certain days of the week. Be sure and call the topless clubs you go to and ask about their "drink specials." Ask them when they run and what days of the week. Also, while you're at the club the DJ may announce a special drink at reduced prices such as shots, etc. They only run for a short period of time. Keep in mind that around closing time you usually have to pay full price for drinks.
Tip #7 - Avoid all the undesirable types of topless dancers listed in Chapter Three. You normally will be just wasting your time and money on these dancers. Especially avoid these types: The Man Hater, Lesbians, Gold-diggers, Married Dancers, Teasers, and Prostitutes.
Tip #8 - Most clubs offer free buffets. Isn't this a great way to eat a free lunch or dinner by being surrounded by naked women? Most of your free buffets are around lunch time from 11am-3pm, Monday-Friday. Some are on certain days of the week. Some free buffets are in the evening on certain days, particularly on Fridays. Call the topless clubs in your town and ask if they have any free buffets. Take advantage of these free food offers. The food is usually pretty good too. Some clubs even offer free steaks!