What I do Not Want From Women in the Personals

Here is a suggestion of what to use in a personal ad:

DEATH OR DISEASE: This is my number one no-no. Listen, I've never had sex with a gay man, a bi-sexual man, a transsexual man or any kind of man at all. I hardly ever go near Santa Monica Boulevard and, when I do the only place I ever stop is Barney's Beanery.

And, even then, I never eat quiche.

In other words, I'm straight. Also, I'm not a hemophiliac. I've never had a blood transfusion. I'm not a junkie and I never stick needles into my body. I'm not promiscuous. I don't mess around with prostitutes (I tried it years ago and it was boring), and I've never even been close to Africa or Haiti.

What this means, of course, is with any kind of luck at all (knock on wood) I do not have AIDS. Also, to my knowledge, I do not have any other type of dreadful communicable disease including syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis, or even the bubonic plague.

If you can't say the same, please, please do NOT respond to this ad.

What I do Not Want From Women in the Personals

What I do Not Want From a Woman

Here is a suggestion of what to use in a personal ad:

DEATH OR DISEASE: This is my number one no-no. Listen, I've never had sex with a gay man, a bi-sexual man, a transsexual man or any kind of man at all. I hardly ever go near Santa Monica Boulevard and, when I do the only place I ever stop is Barney's Beanery.

And, even then, I never eat quiche.

In other words, I'm straight. Also, I'm not a hemophiliac. I've never had a blood transfusion. I'm not a junkie and I never stick needles into my body. I'm not promiscuous. I don't mess around with prostitutes (I tried it years ago and it was boring), and I've never even been close to Africa or Haiti.

What this means, of course, is with any kind of luck at all (knock on wood) I do not have AIDS. Also, to my knowledge, I do not have any other type of dreadful communicable disease including syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis, or even the bubonic plague.

If you can't say the same, please, please do NOT respond to this ad.

How to Stay Away from Married Women in Personals

How to Avoid Women Who Are Married

Married people do lie and use the personal ads. The anonymity of placing and answering personal ads is probably the biggest attraction for married people. It may have happened to me but I don't think so. If it did, I wasn't aware when it happened.

I wish that there was some advice that I could give you that would guarantee that you could avoid married people or those in committed in relationships. There just isn't any that I know of. If you have a theory or technique that has helped you spot married people in the past in other situations, use it.

Some married people will place a personal ad and admit in the ad that they are married and out for a few "thrills."Others plead that they just need some "understanding." Some ask to meet someone that is married.

Let your conscience (and common sense) be your guide if you choose to respond. I have seen very few ads by women that admitted that they were married. I do not have any idea if that is because married women are less likely to run ads or do not admit they are married in them.

Some publications that run personal ads have a section for married people with particular "hobbies." If you are married and you want to run an ad, I really think that you should say that you are married and put your ads in one of those sections if is available. I don't have any advice for those of you that are married and want to answer ads.

10 Top Chick Magnet Cars

10 Cars to Attract Women Like a Magnet

Here is a list of the top 10 chick magnet cars:

1. Chevy Camaro ZL1 ($47,000)
2. Dodge Challenger SRT8 ($43,585)
3. Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 ($49,495)
4. Cadillac CTS-V Sedan ($63,660)
5. BMW Z4 sDrive35is ($62,000)
6. Audi R8 ($114,000)
7. Lexus IS F ($59,760)
8. Audi A7 ($59,250)
9. Mercedes SLK 350 Roadster ($53,300)
10. Nissan GT-R ($89,950)

So, guys you need to start saving your money for these cars. I personally have had my best luck attracting women with my Corvette, especially at the beach.

How to Massage a Girl

Massage Tips for Men

If your girl is receptive to the idea of a massage then I have one key tip to offer you. When giving a massage, use the pads of your fingers, not the tips. When you use the tips of your fingers, it often feels like someone is clawing into your back, and it can hurt quite a bit, especially the muscles are really tense.

When you use the pads of your fingers, it feels much more soothing and relaxing.

But hey, if your girl is into that kind of pain, then dig in :-) Most of the girls I've been with tend to prefer the soothing kind of massage, and shy away from the painful variety.

When massaging a girl's neck or back try running your fingers through her hair, up the back of his scalp, along the sides of her head, to her temples, all the while gently rubbing in a circular motion. This kind of "scalp massage" is a pretty unique experience for a lot of people, and I can tell you it feels wonderful.

If your partner is still fully clothed after you've worked on her neck and shoulders for awhile, and you want things to go a little further, try pulling her shirt out of her pants, or if it's already out slide your hands under her shirt.

It's a lot easier to give a girl a rub down without clothes in the way. If you have lotion in the house, ask if she'd like you to use it on her. Once she agrees she has to take her shirt off.

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