How to Attract & Seduce Single Women for Romance with Colossal Grams

You're probably saying to yourself, "What in the hell is a Colossal Gram?" This is what I would describe as the world's largest telegram. It measures 5 ft. by 7 ft. So what can you use this for to attract and seduce single women for love, romance, and a potential relationship or to just impress your current sweetheart? I'm glad you asked...

You can mail one of these to single women you are interested in making a big impression on, for occasions such as Valentine's Day messages, happy birthday messages, or just to tell her how much you miss her. Trust me, these huge telegrams will make a big impression on her.

Here are some sample messages for Valentine's Day that is coming up:

DEAR DEBBIE
LOVING YOU IS THE BIGGEST
AND BEST THING IN MY LIFE
PLEASE DO ME THE HONOR...
SAY YOU WILL BE MY WIFE!
LOVE YOU...DONALD

DEAR ERIKA...
JUST WANTED TO SAY
IN A GREAT BIG WAY
I LOVE YOU
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
ALWAYS...RICHARD

DEAR LAURA...
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
BE MY VALENTINE
CAUSE I LIKE YOU!
...JOHN

Here are some Birthday message samples to use:

THIS IS HOW BIG & SPECIAL
I THINK YOUR BIRTHDAY IS
HAPPY 25TH, LINDA
YOUR ADMIRER...DON

ROSES ARE RED
TULIPS ARE REDDER
YOU'RE NOT GETTING OLDER
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LYNETTE!
LOVE...ROGER

Here is sample of a Missing You message to use:

DEAR PATTI...
MISS YOU IN A BIG WAY!
LOOKING FORWARD TO
OUR WEEKEND IN VEGAS
LOVE...DICK

For more details on ordering and seeing what a Colossal Gram looks like, please visit their website at: www.colossalgram.com or call them at 1-800-222-GRAM.

P.S. I have no affiliation whatsoever with this company. I'm only passing along this information to help you attract and seduce single women.