When going to a topless clubs to try and pick up topless dancers do not sit in these two places:

1. NEAR THE BAR - There's just too much traffic actively going on in this area, so I'd recommend that you not sit near the bar. Sit at the bar only to check out the action.

2. THE ENTRANCE - Don't sit near the entrance to the club. There's men coming and going and too many distractions. The dancer you're with may even be checking out the guys that are coming in. Then if she sees somebody she knows; a regular customer she makes money with, current boyfriend or ex-boyfriend, etc. , she will leave you to see this person and that's not good. Also, the men coming and going out the entrance may flirt with your girl, since you are sitting in a high traffic area.