Here are some good conversation starter to use on Topless Dancers in the topless clubs:

1. "Are you attracted to other women?" This can help you determine if she is a lesbian and if she is, you will be wasting your time trying to score with her.
2. "How long do you plan on working as a topless dancer?"
3. "How did you get such a nice tan?"
4. "When do you work?"
5. "You are so beautiful, I couldn't help but notice you, you look so nice my name is..."
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6. "Where do you like to go party?"
7. "Would you like to go party with me when you get off?"
8. "What do you like to do on your days off?"
9. "How do you keep your body in such beautiful shape?"
10. "What time do you get off work?"