Let me give you the best opening line in the world to use on topless dancers. Here's the scenario: A dancer approaches you and asks you, "Would you like some company?" You reply, "Well, I don't know, you're really going to be a problem for me tonight." She will ask, "Why's that?" You reply, "Because you're so sexy and beautiful, I'll never be able to take my eyes off you, I hope you don't mind." You will really capture her heart and outdo your competition. Most men don't use charming opening lines like this.