A Few Tips to Save Money in Topless Clubs
If you've ever been to a topless club, I'm sure you're aware of how expensive it can be. Especially if you go often, buy a lot of mixed drinks, pay for table dances, buy dancers drinks, pay high cover charges at the upscale topless clubs, tipping, etc. If you will follow my advice, you can drastically reduce your expenses in going to topless clubs. Here are some tips to save you money in topless clubs.
Tip #1 - When you drink, order a glass of wine. Just sip the wine slowly and it will last for 1-2 hours. Beer gets flat when it sits for a long time and mixed drinks get watered down when the ice melts. So, if you want to save money on your bar bill, just order wine and sip on it.
Tip #2 - In a lot of topless clubs, every 20 minutes or so the DJ runs a two-for-one special on table dances and all the dancers go on stage and then come down and solicit dances. So, if you are going to a topless club solely for the purpose of buying a table dance, take advantage of this bargain. Don't pay full price just for one dance when you can wait for this special offer.
Tip #3 - A lot of clubs offer discount coupons for free admission and reduced cover charges advertised in newspapers. Be sure and check your local papers for these valuable coupons. It's always a good idea to ask about any special discounts at the front door when you enter the club. When you leave, some clubs give you free admission coupons for your next visit. Save them and take advantage of this free offer.
Tip #4 - At some clubs a dancer will dance in front of a patron topless until he gives her a tip, then she moves on to the next patron. Guys who don't tip get good long dances before she gives up and moves on to another guy. Guys who do tip are left a few seconds after tipping. So, save yourself from tipping these dancers and get a free show as an added bonus. You are not obligated to tip these dancers.
Tip #5 - This tip will save you tons of money. Don't buy table dances! You will be propositioned by every dancer you meet or come into contact with. This is how they make their money. When asked for a dance reply, "There's nothing more I would love than to have you dance for me, but I do not want to be just another customer, I'm more interested in getting to know you better and become your friend. Look, I know the ropes of your business and I understand this is how you make your money, so if you need to leave and make some money I understand. Why don't you come back over here and party with me after you make some money?" Always remember your objective: Develop a friendship with a dancer and do not become just another customer. You're not going to get anywhere with a dancer if you become a customer.
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