“Wasn’t it you who pinched me way back in the third grade?”

“Are you a kleptomaniac or did you just steal my heart on purpose when I first laid eyes on you?”

“Hi! There’s a real nice coffee shop just around the corner. Let’s go have a cup of coffee and get acquainted.”

“Are you familiar with the TV show “Love Connection?” After she say yes you reply, “Well, would you be my love connection?”

“What are you doing later today - tomorrow and the next day in my life?”

We all get the blues sometimes when we don't have a relationship with a woman in our lives. We have to fight loneliness at times and I want to offer some advice for curing occasional loneliness and the blues.

So, what's the cure? Believe it or not it's work that produces a heavy sweat (physical labor). This takes your mind off of your negative emotions when you're feeling down. And negative emotions are your worst enemy. Because, when you dwell on your misfortunes in attracting love, it only makes you feel worse.

Always try to think positive and what ever happens to you in life is only temporary. Life goes in cycles and there will be good and bad times. Always strive to dwell on the good times you've experienced with single women in your life and bury your past failures with women.

Are you constantly sticking your foot in your mouth (figure of speech)? Do you have a tendency to say things that you regret later?

These personality traits can be detrimental to your success with women. That's why it's very important to think before you speak. Just pause for just a moment before you speak. That way you can avoid saying something you may regret later or something that might be offensive to women.

I know this may be hard to do at first. But, with practice it will come natural.

So, from now on pause and reflect upon what you are about to say around women - And remember, people will judge you on what comes out of your mouth, both good and bad.

Long distance relationships have an extremely low chance of succeeding. You should avoid the heartache for both of you by sticking to the single female population within a two-hour drive of your place. This only makes sense. If things do start to heat up, how can you be part of her daily or even weekly life if you live 400 miles away? Phone, fax and e-mail are not sufficient. You have to be there on a very regular basis. Choose local single women or relocate.
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This is an excerpt from the book, "A Man's Field Guide to Women."

Problem: You are going out with a woman who shows you no affection at all, who constantly criticizes you, who shows no interest in the things that are important to you. She permits you to take her to dinner and entertain her, and makes you feel that this is what you owe her for being with her. You are nevertheless overwhelmed and grateful to be near her, and if you could only get her to return your love, it would make your life complete.
Solution: If it is your life's ambition to be abused and exploited, then you have found your soul mate. Otherwise, run, don't walk, to the nearest exit.
Problem: You seem to be stuck in a rut. Your life has settled into a dull routine of loneliness and even the prospect of a close relationship hardly excites you any more. Solution:
1. Try a change of pace.
2. Fill up your free time with activities.
3. Take classes. Join clubs. Do volunteer work.
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4. Devote yourself to a hobby.
5. Start work on your novel.
6. Step out of the role.
7. Be a bit more flexible, and less predictable in your behavior.
8. Deliberately act out of character occasionally.
9. If you are in a permanent state of depression, consider professional counseling.

You have answered a personal ad of the single woman of your dreams. From the description of her ad she seems like a perfect match for you for romance and a possible serious relationship. You write her a letter and anxiously wait to hear back from her. And you wait...and wait...and wait and you never hear from her.

So, you wonder what went wrong? Is she rejecting me? Did I say something in my letter that turned her off? Why won't she write back? Most likely you made some common mistakes that turn single women off or caused them to lose interest in you. Listed here are some things that may have gone wrong so you can take corrective measures on the next personal ad you answer:

1. Your letter was too sexually suggestive. When writing to a woman for the first time, never write anything of a sexual nature. It's a big turn off.

2. All you did was brag about yourself, your accomplishments, and your possessions in your letter.

3. You forgot to give her your phone number in case she may want to call you instead of writing you back. Some single women prefer to do it this way. If you just write back with your address, she may get letters from guys who include their phone number and she will pass you up in favor of calling them. There's another factor to consider. If you won't give out your phone number, she may think that you are married or living with another woman.

4. The letter you sent her looked like it was zeroxed. This is a real big no no.

5. You forgot to send her a stamped reply envelope with your letter. A stamped reply envelope helps to ensure an answer back and it shows the woman that you are very thoughtful. This makes a very good impression on single women.

6. You forgot to mention what is was in her ad that attracted you to write her. Single women love compliments and they want to know why to chose to write her.

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