Try these opening lines to meet women:

When you are in your canoe on a river or lake, go along the bank where a pretty girl is and say, “Would you like to go for a ride on my yacht?”

“Hi. The voices I heard in my head told me to come right over and talk to you.”

“I’d like to be your Romeo. Would you be my Juliet?”

“What part of town do you live in?”

See a pretty girl at work you would like to meet? Try this: “Hi, my name is__________. I work in the __________dept. I wanted to meet you so I could invite you to come to the annual company picnic/banquet with me.”