Use these opening lines when meeting topless dancers:

1. "What is your real name?" (If she tells you her real name instead of her stage name, this could indicate that she's interested in you).
2. "Where are you from?"
3. "Do you have a boyfriend... How long have you been seeing each other?"
4. "Don't you get tired of all these horny men with their brain between their legs?"
5. "You have such a beautiful body, where do you work out at?"
6. "What do you plan on doing when you get off work tonight?"
7. "How long have you been dancing?"
8. "Have you got any children?" " How old are they?"
9. "What made you decide to get into dancing?"
10. "What part of town do you live in?"